I will not do that thing with my tongue

The Simpsons is still one of our absolute favourites, here at Lollipop Animation. In fact we love it so much we even obsess about the opening credits.

Here are just a few of our all time favourite "Blackboard Openings":

Tell us if we've missed any classics!

I will not waste chalk
I will not instigate revolution
I did not see Elvis
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not aim for the head
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
My name is not Dr. Death
I will not teach others to fly
I will not bring sheep to class
A burp is not an answer
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
I will not sell miracle cures
I do not have diplomatic immunity
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
There are plenty of businesses like show business
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
I will not hang donuts on my person
I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
I did not invent Irish dancing
There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"
I will not scream for ice cream
I have neither been there nor done that
Substitute teachers are not scabs
I cannot hire a substitute student
I was not the sixth Beatle
I will not "let the dogs out"
The hamster did not have "a full life"
Nobody reads these anymore
A burp in a jar is not a science project
I am not Charlie Brown on acid
SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
I will not leak the plot of the movie